12 Sep House Hunting

Looking for a place to live in San Francisco is a mighty task. We’ve all been there, we know what it feels like to send out ten emails a day and receive no reply. ‘Have I got nothing to offer as a housemate?’ You start to think. ‘I’m fun, right?’ And your self esteem begins to plummet. Along the way however, you’ve received some very interesting offers, such as this:

Extreme Open ONE/ together-ness SF Commune:

Could you “fit” in with the extreme of a naturist [nudist] sex-positive [but no sharing required.] CUDDLE [everyone, all the time, lol] commune?

Share food & other activities too. Like beyond BFF!

Maybe? [100% anti-privacy; zero-separation]

About 6-12 people total; openly join/leave.

Hm. What is Beyond BFF? Perhaps this would be a real authentic San Francisco experience? Or maybe it would just be freaky!

As time starts to widdle away, you send out more and more emails but to no avail. You think, shit, I might actually have to move into that bloody commune! No, seriously.

Eventually, the long haul is worthwhile when some lovely soul actually gets back to you and you finally find your nest. Yay. No cuddling of nudists required!